Friday, 6 March 2015

How To Know A 'Runs Girl' In Nigerian Universities!!! - Education

If you are looking for quick bleeping
(please, be wise!), you can go ahead
and get yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care. But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious, focused and omiemieristic young woman, then you should observe the
following traits of a runs girl, who
might
just be out there to ruin your
entire career and get your whole life
messed up!!!
1) A runs girl hardly talks about
the future as regards her
academic pursuits! By their fruits,
ye shall know them How can you
claim to be an undergraduate, yet
you frown and feel uncomfortable
when you discuss with a young man
on a date? What would she want
to discuss with the guy then? Should
it be se.x or how jump from one
night club to the other? If you go
out with a girl on a date and she
frowns at the slightest hint of study,
quiz, assignments, exams, research,
etc, run away from her! The
possiblity that she is a runs girl is
very high! Chai!!! Unu ge gbum
mmadu
2) If she goes on a date with you,
observe her responses carefully .
The truth is that, she doesn't want to
engage in any intelligent
conversation with you. Gush!
Intelligent conversations that deal
with life's reality bore her a lot. She
is just interested in how much you
are ready to give her and where and
how soon the bleeping would take
place! Run boy, and don't forget to
write a 'thank you' letter to me
3) Watch her movement in school.
They are mostly on and off. They
travel a lot...to Lagos to bleep
Tomide...to Onitsha to bleep
Dike...to Zaria to bleep Haruna...to
Warri to bleep Chief Omiragua .
They are hardly found on campus
during weekends except they have
'clients' in town!
4) They look very expensive all
the time. Though they might be
very cheap! As cheap as 500 naira
per round! Don't let their brazilian
hairs, expensive communication
gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-
up, artificial nails and eye-lashes
deceive you! They are all fake! Try to
go see dia papa house; na zinc
house!
5) You hardly visit them and meet
them studying . When would they
have time to study when they are
busy sending unclad pics to their
clients and negotiating meeting
points and oloshoristic visits!
6) They always use near-unclad
pics as their display pictures on
social networks . Those pics where
their big butts, boobs and laps are
revealed flagrantly! All these are
done to sell 'market'. No decent girl
does that.
7) They are the ones that bleep
those pot-bellied and goatee
lecturers that look like Victor
Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No
decent girl who is intelligent and
knows what brought her to school
would do that.
We all know some gurls can pretend
to be decent, but the above are clear
signs you should watch out for!
God bless everyone reading this
post! Feel free to add yours...

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