First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for
posting this here, I didn't have an idea
of the right section place this thread
Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a
bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!
1. The Selfie takers: these category of
guys com
es around when the barber is
less busy and not using his mirror, pulls
out their phone and start taking selfies,
they might be accompanied by friends
and might even start taking group
selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go
Think say them be customers at first o
2. The phone chargers crew: seriously,
ehn... Even with the "phone charged at
owners risk"... They'll storm the
barbers shop with expensive
smartphones ranging from 20k and
you'll begin to wonder if they can't
afford common 2k power bank
3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew:
these set of guys, mainly elderly men
comes around everyday, they even take
attendance than the barbers, they
comes to check the newspapers, watch
Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai!
When they come around I dey excuse
myself if am less busy examples:
temitemi, buygala, enegod
4. The football freaks: these set of
guys storm the barbers shop and starts
arguing like they're being paid to do it,
sometimes even gets into a fight over a
heated argument... After matches they
storm the barbers shop and starts
ranting and yelling about their club's
victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join
mouth o, Up Man u!
5. The good customers: this is my
favorite category, they come, you give
them a nice hair cut and they pay and
leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God
bless these category, una dey make our
economy green
6. The mirror check crew: this
category of guys can be very annoying
ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check
their face in the mirror, use your
powder, after-shave and just leave
... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!
7. The family man with kids the
family man that comes around with
their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are
so difficult to contain sef... Parents will
be yelling at their kids, the children will
be crying and the barber is sweating his
ass out just to give them a nice cut
8. The show off guy: This ones will just
arrive the saloon with a ride, and his
bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all
forming posh and having a romantic
convo, the worst part be say the guy no
go keep head cuz his attention is
divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you
molo one day!
9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew :
different persons coming to look for one
popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon
na him house?... Mtscheew!
10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go
keep your phone and before u say make
u bend pick something, your phone don
disappear... That's how they stole my
BB curve6 fa...and other customers
phone, I just dey pray to catch one
person one day!
11. The credit and awoof crew these
are the broke nuggas that looks like rich
customers but after you finish giving
them a great haircut, they'll bring out
N200 to pay for it, begging you that
they'll balance up later.. dude
seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and
dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah!
Stinggy human being
12. The self conscious customers this
is a category where you'll find the
complainers, guys with head like turtle
ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk
and even after making look good,
they'll still complain and be like "bros
see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u
wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear
ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example:
abeg u know of any nairalander with
turtle ninja head? king___m
Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u
fall into?
Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist
posting this here, I didn't have an idea
of the right section place this thread
Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a
bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!
1. The Selfie takers: these category of
guys com
es around when the barber is
less busy and not using his mirror, pulls
out their phone and start taking selfies,
they might be accompanied by friends
and might even start taking group
selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go
Think say them be customers at first o
2. The phone chargers crew: seriously,
ehn... Even with the "phone charged at
owners risk"... They'll storm the
barbers shop with expensive
smartphones ranging from 20k and
you'll begin to wonder if they can't
afford common 2k power bank
3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew:
these set of guys, mainly elderly men
comes around everyday, they even take
attendance than the barbers, they
comes to check the newspapers, watch
Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai!
When they come around I dey excuse
myself if am less busy examples:
temitemi, buygala, enegod
4. The football freaks: these set of
guys storm the barbers shop and starts
arguing like they're being paid to do it,
sometimes even gets into a fight over a
heated argument... After matches they
storm the barbers shop and starts
ranting and yelling about their club's
victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join
mouth o, Up Man u!
5. The good customers: this is my
favorite category, they come, you give
them a nice hair cut and they pay and
leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God
bless these category, una dey make our
economy green
6. The mirror check crew: this
category of guys can be very annoying
ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check
their face in the mirror, use your
powder, after-shave and just leave
... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!
7. The family man with kids the
family man that comes around with
their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are
so difficult to contain sef... Parents will
be yelling at their kids, the children will
be crying and the barber is sweating his
ass out just to give them a nice cut
8. The show off guy: This ones will just
arrive the saloon with a ride, and his
bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all
forming posh and having a romantic
convo, the worst part be say the guy no
go keep head cuz his attention is
divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you
molo one day!
9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew :
different persons coming to look for one
popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon
na him house?... Mtscheew!
10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go
keep your phone and before u say make
u bend pick something, your phone don
disappear... That's how they stole my
BB curve6 fa...and other customers
phone, I just dey pray to catch one
person one day!
11. The credit and awoof crew these
are the broke nuggas that looks like rich
customers but after you finish giving
them a great haircut, they'll bring out
N200 to pay for it, begging you that
they'll balance up later.. dude
seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and
dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah!
Stinggy human being
12. The self conscious customers this
is a category where you'll find the
complainers, guys with head like turtle
ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk
and even after making look good,
they'll still complain and be like "bros
see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u
wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear
ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example:
abeg u know of any nairalander with
turtle ninja head? king___m
Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u
fall into?
Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist
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